Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Genius is one percent inspiration and \ | ninety-nine percent perspiration. | | | \ -- Thomas Alva Edison / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;