Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Everyone *knows* cats are on a higher \ | level of existence. These silly humans | | are just to big-headed to admit their | | inferiority. | | | | Just think what a nicer world this | | would be if it were controlled by cats. | | | | You wouldn't see cats having waste | | disposal problems. | | | | They're neat. | | | | They don't have sexual hangups. A cat | | gets horny, it does something about it. | | | | They keep reasonable hours. You *never* | | see a cat up before noon. | | | | They know how to relax. Ever heard of a | | cat with an ulcer? | | | | What are the chances of a cat starting | | a nuclear war? Pretty neglible. It's | | not that they can't, they just know | | that there are much better things to do | | with ones time. Like lie in the sun and | \ sleep. Or go exploring the world. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;