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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Everyone *knows* cats are on a higher   \
| level of existence. These silly humans  |
| are just to big-headed to admit their   |
| inferiority.                            |
|                                         |
| Just think what a nicer world this      |
| would be if it were controlled by cats. |
|                                         |
| You wouldn't see cats having waste      |
| disposal problems.                      |
|                                         |
| They're neat.                           |
|                                         |
| They don't have sexual hangups. A cat   |
| gets horny, it does something about it. |
|                                         |
| They keep reasonable hours. You *never* |
| see a cat up before noon.               |
|                                         |
| They know how to relax. Ever heard of a |
| cat with an ulcer?                      |
|                                         |
| What are the chances of a cat starting  |
| a nuclear war? Pretty neglible. It's    |
| not that they can't, they just know     |
| that there are much better things to do |
| with ones time. Like lie in the sun and |
\ sleep. Or go exploring the world.       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;