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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ **** IMPORTANT **** ALL USERS PLEASE    \
| NOTE ****                               |
|                                         |
| Due to a recent systems overload error  |
| your recent disk files have been        |
| erased. Therefore, in accordance with   |
| the UNIX Basic Manual, University of    |
| Washington Geophysics Manual, and Bylaw |
| 9(c), Section XII of the Revised        |
| Federal Communications Act, you are     |
| being granted Temporary Disk Space,     |
| valid for three months from this date,  |
| subject to the restrictions set forth   |
| in Appendix II of the Federal           |
| Communications Handbook (18th edition)  |
| as well as the references mentioned     |
| herein. You may apply for more disk     |
| space at any time. Disk usage in or     |
| above the eighth percentile will secure |
| the removal of all restrictions and you |
| will immediately receive your permanent |
| disk space. Disk usage in the sixth or  |
| seventh percentile will not effect the  |
| validity of your temporary disk space,  |
| though its expiration date may be       |
| extended for a period of up to three    |
| months. A score in the fifth percentile |
| or below will result in the withdrawal  |
\ of your Temporary Disk space.           /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;