Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Four be the things I am wiser to know: \ | Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. | | | | Four be the things I'd been better | | without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and | | doubt. | | | | Three be the things I shall never | | attain: Envy, content, and sufficient | | champagne. | | | | Three be the things I shall have till I | | die: Laughter and hope and a sock in | | the eye. | | | | -- Dorothy Parker, "Inventory" [or "Not | \ so Deep as a Well"?] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;