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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Four be the things I am wiser to know:  \
| Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.  |
|                                         |
| Four be the things I'd been better      |
| without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and |
| doubt.                                  |
|                                         |
| Three be the things I shall never       |
| attain: Envy, content, and sufficient   |
| champagne.                              |
|                                         |
| Three be the things I shall have till I |
| die: Laughter and hope and a sock in    |
| the eye.                                |
|                                         |
| -- Dorothy Parker, "Inventory" [or "Not |
\ so Deep as a Well"?]                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;