Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It matters not whether you win or lose; \ | what matters is whether II win or | | lose. | | | \ -- Darrin Weinberg / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;