Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / ... I don't know why but, suddenly, I \ | want to discuss declining I.Q. LEVELS | | with a blue ribbon SENATE | \ SUB-COMMITTEE! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;