Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Consultants are mystical people who ask \ | a company for a number and then give it | \ back to them. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;