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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  Once upon a time there was a beautiful \
| young girl taking a stroll through the  |
| woods. All at once she saw an extremely |
| ugly bull frog seated on a log and to   |
| her amazement the frog spoke to her.    |
| "Maiden," croaked the frog, "would you  |
| do me a favor? This will be hard for    |
| you to believe, but I was once a        |
| handsome, charming prince and then a    |
| mean, ugly old witch cast a spell over  |
| me and turned me into a frog."          |
|                                         |
| "Oh, what a pity!", exclaimed the girl. |
| "I'll do anything I can to help you     |
| break such a spell."                    |
|                                         |
| "Well," replied the frog, "the only way |
| that this spell can be taken away is    |
| for some lovely young woman to take me  |
| home and let me spend the night under   |
| her pillow."                            |
|                                         |
| The young girl took the ugly frog home  |
| and placed him beneath her pillow that  |
| night when she retired. When she awoke  |
| the next morning, sure enough, there    |
| beside her in bed was a very young,     |
| handsome man, clearly of royal blood.   |
| And so they lived happily ever after,   |
| except that to this day her father and  |
\ mother still don't believe her story.   /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;