Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The essential ideas of Algol 68 were \ | that the whole language should be | | precisely defined and that all the | | pieces should fit together smoothly. | | The basic idea behind Pascal was that | | it didn't matter how vague the language | | specification was (it took *years* to | | clarify) or how many rough edges there | | were, as long as the CDC Pascal | | compiler was fast. | | | \ -- Richard A. O'Keefe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;