Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A father doesn't destroy his children. \ | | | -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for | | Adonais?", | | | \ stardate 3468.1. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;