Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: \ | #1 | | | | A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a | | rodent from South America. | | | | A firefly is not a fly, but a beetle. | | | | A giant panda bear is really a member | | of the racoon family. | | | | A black panther is really a leopard | | that has a solid black coat | | | | rather then a spotted one. | | | | Peanuts are not really nuts. The | | majority of nuts grow on trees | | | | while peauts grow underground. They are | | classified as a | | | | legume -- part of the pea family. | | | | A cucumber is not a vegetable but a | \ fruit. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;