Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I \ | turned it down cold. A thief is anybody | | who gets out and works for his living, | | like robbing a bank or breaking into a | | place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping | | somebody. He really gives some effort | | to it. A hoodlum is a pretty lousy sort | | of scum. He works for gangsters and | | bumps guys off when they have been put | | on the spot. Why, after I'd made my | | rep, some of the Chicago Syndicate | | wanted me to work for them as a hood -- | | you know, handling a machine gun. They | | offered me two hundred and fifty | | dollars a week and all the protection I | | needed. I was on the lam at the time | | and not able to work at my regular | | line. But I wouldn't consider it. "I'm | | a thief," I said. "I'm no lousy | | hoodlum." | | | | -- Alvin Karpis, "Public Enemy Number | \ One" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;