Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Tourists -- have some fun with New \ | York's hard-boiled cabbies. When you | | get to your destination, say to your | | driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking." | | | \ -- David Letterman / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;