Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "So-called Christian rock. . . . is a \ | diabolical force undermining | | Christianity | | | | from within." -- Jimmy Swaggart, | | hypocrite and TV preacher, | | self-described pornography addict, | | | | "Two points of view: 'Christian' rock | | and roll.", The Evangelist, 17(8): | \ 49-50. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;