Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / New Year's Eve is the time of year when \ | a man most feels his age, and his wife | | most often reminds him to act it. | | | \ -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;