Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / X windows: \ | | | The ultimate bottleneck. | | | | Flawed beyond belief. | | | | The only thing you have to fear. | | | | Somewhere between chaos and insanity. | | | | On autopilot to oblivion. | | | | The joke that kills. | | | | A disgrace you can be proud of. | | | | A mistake carried out to perfection. | | | | Belongs more to the problem set than | | the solution set. | | | | To err is X windows. | | | | Ignorance is our most important | | resource. | | | | Complex nonsolutions to simple | | nonproblems. | | | | Built to fall apart. | | | | Nullifying centuries of progress. | | | | Falling to new depths of inefficiency. | | | | The last thing you need. | | | | The defacto substandard. | | | | Elevating brain damage to an art form. | | | \ X windows. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;