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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ X windows:                             \
|                                        |
| The ultimate bottleneck.               |
|                                        |
| Flawed beyond belief.                  |
|                                        |
| The only thing you have to fear.       |
|                                        |
| Somewhere between chaos and insanity.  |
|                                        |
| On autopilot to oblivion.              |
|                                        |
| The joke that kills.                   |
|                                        |
| A disgrace you can be proud of.        |
|                                        |
| A mistake carried out to perfection.   |
|                                        |
| Belongs more to the problem set than   |
| the solution set.                      |
|                                        |
| To err is X windows.                   |
|                                        |
| Ignorance is our most important        |
| resource.                              |
|                                        |
| Complex nonsolutions to simple         |
| nonproblems.                           |
|                                        |
| Built to fall apart.                   |
|                                        |
| Nullifying centuries of progress.      |
|                                        |
| Falling to new depths of inefficiency. |
|                                        |
| The last thing you need.               |
|                                        |
| The defacto substandard.               |
|                                        |
| Elevating brain damage to an art form. |
|                                        |
\ X windows.                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;