Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Cecil, you're my final hope Of finding \ | out the true Straight Dope For I have | | been reading of Schrodinger's cat But | | none of my cats are at all like that. | | This unusual animal (so it is said) Is | | simultaneously alive and dead! What I | | don't understand is just why he Can't | | be one or the other, unquestionably. My | | future now hangs in between | | eigenstates. In one I'm enlightened, in | | the other I ain't. If *you* understand, | | Cecil, then show me the way And rescue | | my psyche from quantum decay. But if | | this queer thing has perplexed even | | you, Then I will *___and* I won't | | see you in Schrodinger's zoo. | | | | -- Randy F., Chicago, "The Straight | | Dope, a compendium | | | \ of human knowledge" by Cecil Adams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;