Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Why on earth do people buy old bottles \ | of wine when they can get a fresh one | \ for a quarter of the price? / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;