Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The hatred of relatives is the most \ | violent. | | | \ -- Tacitus (c.55 - c.117) / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;