Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If we suffer tamely a lawless attack \ | upon our liberty, we encourage it, and | | involve others in our doom. | | | \ -- Samuel Adams / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;