Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You will remember, Watson, how the \ | dreadful business of the Abernetty | | family was first brought to my notice | | by the depth which the parsley had sunk | | into the butter upon a hot day. | | | \ -- Sherlock Holmes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;