Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You say there are two types of \ | people?" | | | | "Yes, those who separate people into | | two groups and those that don't." | | | | "Wrong. There are three groups: | | | | Those who separate people into three | | groups. | | | | Those who don't separate people into | | groups. | | | | Those who can't decide." | | | | "Wait a minute, what about people who | | separate people into two groups?" | | | | "Oh. Okay, then there are four groups." | | | | "Aren't you then separating people into | | four groups?" | | | | "Yeah." | | | | "So then there's a fifth group, right?" | | | | "You know, the problem is these idiots | \ who can't make up their minds." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;