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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  "You say there are two types of        \
| people?"                                |
|                                         |
| "Yes, those who separate people into    |
| two groups and those that don't."       |
|                                         |
| "Wrong. There are three groups:         |
|                                         |
| Those who separate people into three    |
| groups.                                 |
|                                         |
| Those who don't separate people into    |
| groups.                                 |
|                                         |
| Those who can't decide."                |
|                                         |
| "Wait a minute, what about people who   |
| separate people into two groups?"       |
|                                         |
| "Oh. Okay, then there are four groups." |
|                                         |
| "Aren't you then separating people into |
| four groups?"                           |
|                                         |
| "Yeah."                                 |
|                                         |
| "So then there's a fifth group, right?" |
|                                         |
| "You know, the problem is these idiots  |
\ who can't make up their minds."         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;