Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / XVI: \ | | | In the year 2054, the entire defense | | budget will purchase just one | | | | aircraft. This aircraft will have to be | | shared by the Air Force and | | | | Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except | | for leap year, when it will be | | | | made available to the Marines for the | | extra day. XVII: | | | | Software is like entropy. It is | | difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, | | | | and obeys the Second Law of | | Thermodynamics, i.e., it always | | increases. XVIII: | | | | It is very expensive to achieve high | | unreliability. It is not uncommon | | | | to increase the cost of an item by a | | factor of ten for each factor of | | | | ten degradation accomplished. XIX: | | | | Although most products will soon be too | | costly to purchase, there will | | | | be a thriving market in the sale of | | books on how to fix them. XX: | | | | In any given year, Congress will | | appropriate the amount of funding | | | | approved the prior year plus | | three-fourths of whatever change the | | | | administration requests -- minus | | 4-percent tax. | | | \ -- Norman Augustine / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;