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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ XVI:                                    \
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| In the year 2054, the entire defense    |
| budget will purchase just one           |
|                                         |
| aircraft. This aircraft will have to be |
| shared by the Air Force and             |
|                                         |
| Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except    |
| for leap year, when it will be          |
|                                         |
| made available to the Marines for the   |
| extra day. XVII:                        |
|                                         |
| Software is like entropy. It is         |
| difficult to grasp, weighs nothing,     |
|                                         |
| and obeys the Second Law of             |
| Thermodynamics, i.e., it always         |
| increases. XVIII:                       |
|                                         |
| It is very expensive to achieve high    |
| unreliability. It is not uncommon       |
|                                         |
| to increase the cost of an item by a    |
| factor of ten for each factor of        |
|                                         |
| ten degradation accomplished. XIX:      |
|                                         |
| Although most products will soon be too |
| costly to purchase, there will          |
|                                         |
| be a thriving market in the sale of     |
| books on how to fix them. XX:           |
|                                         |
| In any given year, Congress will        |
| appropriate the amount of funding       |
|                                         |
| approved the prior year plus            |
| three-fourths of whatever change the    |
|                                         |
| administration requests -- minus        |
| 4-percent tax.                          |
|                                         |
\ -- Norman Augustine                     /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;