Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Thinking you know something is a sure \ | way to blind yourself. | | | \ -- Frank Herbert, "Chapterhouse: Dune" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;