Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside. \ | | | Her voice was little more than a | | whisper. | | | | "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got | | a confession to make before I go. I ... | | I'm the one who took the $10,000 from | | your safe... I spent it on a fling with | | your best friend, Charles. And it was I | | who forced your mistress to leave the | | city. And I am the one who reported | | your income-tax evasion to the | | I.R.S..." | | | | "That's all right, dearest, don't give | | it a second thought," whispered Joe. | \ "I'm the one who poisoned you." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;