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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside.   \
|                                         |
| Her voice was little more than a        |
| whisper.                                |
|                                         |
| "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got |
| a confession to make before I go. I ... |
| I'm the one who took the $10,000 from   |
| your safe... I spent it on a fling with |
| your best friend, Charles. And it was I |
| who forced your mistress to leave the   |
| city. And I am the one who reported     |
| your income-tax evasion to the          |
| I.R.S..."                               |
|                                         |
| "That's all right, dearest, don't give  |
| it a second thought," whispered Joe.    |
\ "I'm the one who poisoned you."         /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;