Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Remember, extremism in the nondefense \ | of moderation is not a virtue." | | | \ -- Peter Neumann, about usenet / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;