Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Platonic Shadow: \ | | | A nonsexual friendship with a member of | | the opposite sex. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;