Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Hit the monkey to win $20(*)! \ | * knghtbrd gets out his mallet. * | | knghtbrd plants it firmly on DannyS' | | head. * knghtbrd will take his $20 now. | \ =D / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;