Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / While your friend holds you \ | affectionately by both your hands you | | are safe, for you can watch both of | | his. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;