Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The perfect lover is one who turns into \ | a pizza at 4:00 A.M. | | | \ -- Charles Pierce / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;