Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Romulan women are not like Vulcan \ | females. We are not dedicated to pure | | logic and the sterility of non-emotion. | | | | -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise | | Incident", | | | \ stardate 5027.3 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;