Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / One cannot make an omelette without \ | breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how | | many eggs one can break without making | | a decent omelette. | | | \ -- Professor Charles P. Issawi / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;