Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This here's the wattle, The emblem of \ | our land. You can stick it in a bottle; | | You can hold it in your hand. Amen! | | | \ -- Monty Python / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;