Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Machines have less problems. I'd like \ | to be a machine. | | | \ -- Andy Warhol / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;