Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This life is a test. It is only a test. \ | Had this been an actual life, you would | | have received further instructions as | \ to what to do and where to go. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;