Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Being a miner, as soon as you're too \ | old and tired and sick and stupid to do | | your job properly, you have to go, | | where the very opposite applies with | | the judges. | | | \ -- Beyond the Fringe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;