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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ A man arrived home early to find his    \
| wife in the arms of his best friend,    |
| who swore how much they were in love.   |
| To quiet the enraged husband, the lover |
| suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight,    |
| let's play gin rummy. If I win, you get |
| a divorce so I can marry her. If you    |
| win, I promise never to see her again.  |
| Okay?"                                  |
|                                         |
| "Alright," agreed the husband. "But how |
| about a quarter a point on the side to  |
\ make it interesting?"                   /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;