Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man arrived home early to find his \ | wife in the arms of his best friend, | | who swore how much they were in love. | | To quiet the enraged husband, the lover | | suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, | | let's play gin rummy. If I win, you get | | a divorce so I can marry her. If you | | win, I promise never to see her again. | | Okay?" | | | | "Alright," agreed the husband. "But how | | about a quarter a point on the side to | \ make it interesting?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;