Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When someone says "I want a programming \ | language in which I need only say what | \ I wish done," give him a lollipop. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;