Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's gonna be alright, It's almost \ | midnight, And I've got two more bottles | \ of wine. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;