Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We are all born charming, fresh and \ | spontaneous and must be civilized | | before we are fit to participate in | | society. | | | | -- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide | | to Excruciatingly | | | \ Correct Behaviour" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;