Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You can learn many things from \ | children. How much patience you have, | | for instance. | | | \ -- Franklin P. Jones / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;