Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Has the great art and mystery of \ | politics no apparent utility? Does it | | appear to be unqualifiedly ratty, | | raffish, sordid, obscene and low down, | | and its salient virtuosi a gang of | | umitigated scoundrels? Then let us not | | forget its high capacity to soothe and | | tickel the midriff, its incomparable | | services as a maker of entertainment. | | | | -- H. L. Mencken, "A Carnival of | \ Buncombe" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;