Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Laws of Serendipity: \ | | | (1) In order to discover anything, you | | must be looking for something. | | | | (2) If you wish to make an improved | | product, you must already | | | \ be engaged in making an inferior one. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;