Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Five rules for eternal misery: \ | | | (1) Always try to exhort others to look | | upon you favorably. | | | | (2) Make lots of assumptions about | | situations and be sure to | | | | treat these assumptions as though they | | are reality. | | | | (3) Then treat each new situation as | | though it's a crisis. | | | | (4) Live in the past and future only | | (become obsessed with | | | | how much better things might have been | | or how much worse | | | | things might become). | | | | (5) Occasionally stomp on yourself for | | being so stupid as to | | | \ follow the first four rules. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;