Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > Is there any hope for me? Am I just \ | thick? Does anyone remember the > | | Rubiks Cube, it was easier! I found | | that the Rubiks cube and Linux are | | alike. Looks real confusing until you | | read the right book. :-) | | | | -- seen on c.o.l.misc, about the "Linux | \ Learning Curve" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;