Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Corruption is not the #1 priority of \ | the Police Commissioner. His job is to | | enforce the law and fight crime. | | | \ -- P. B. A. President E. J. Kiernan / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;