Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / Knock, knock! \ | | | Who's there? Sam and Janet. | | | | Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet | \ Evening... / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;