Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When I'm gone, boxing will be nothing \ | again. The fans with the cigars and the | | hats turned down'll be there, but no | | more housewives and little men in the | | street and foreign presidents. It's | | goin' to be back to the fighter who | | comes to town, smells a flower, visits | | a hospital, blows a horn and says he's | | in shape. Old hat. I was the onliest | | boxer in history people asked questions | | like a senator. | | | \ -- Muhammad Ali / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;