Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Fortune Documents the Great Legal \ | Decisions: | | | | We can imagine no reason why, with | | ordinary care, human toes could not be | | left out of chewing tobacco, and if | | toes are found in chewing tobacco, it | | seems to us that someone has been very | | careless. | | | \ -- 78 So. 365. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;