Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The temperature of the aqueous content \ | of an unremittingly ogled culinary | | vessel will not achieve 100 degrees on | \ the Celsius scale. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;